Why Realtors Might Actually Be the Most Emotionally Exhausted People on Earth
By Kim Donahue | Real Estate Expert Advisor, Your Realtor with a Heart to Serve
I had this realization the other night while laughing with friends…
Dating and being a Realtor are basically the exact same thing.
Hear me out.
You spend your days prospecting.
Trying to build connections.
Reading mixed signals.
Wondering if someone is serious or just wasting your time.
Overanalyzing text messages.
Trying not to sound desperate.
Trying not to get emotionally attached too quickly.
And somehow…
you still end up getting ghosted after spending money, time, energy, gas, emotional support, coffee meetings, and three weekends showing properties.
Sound familiar?
Because whether you’re dating or working in real estate…
people will absolutely have you questioning your sanity.
The 11 PM Text Message Test
Let’s start with the most obvious one.
If you’re dating someone and they text you at 11:04 PM saying:
“Heyyyy… you up?”
Your first thought is probably:
- Drunk text
- Booty call
- Lonely
- Regret mixed with tequila
- Poor decision-making in progress
But when your CLIENT texts you at 11:04 PM saying:
“Hey Kim, can we go see that house tomorrow at 8 AM?”
Suddenly your Realtor brain says:
- “OMG THEY’RE MOTIVATED.”
- “THIS COULD BE THE ONE.”
- “LET ME SEND THEM PRE-APPROVAL OPTIONS.”
- “I SHOULD PROBABLY PULL COMPS RIGHT NOW.”
Meanwhile…
you’re sitting there in fuzzy pajamas, one eye half closed, emotionally attaching yourself to a Zillow link.
The level of delusion Realtors operate under should honestly be studied by psychologists.
The “I’m Just Looking” Phase
Dating:
“I’m not really looking for anything serious right now…”
Real Estate:
“We’re just casually looking.”
Those two statements are the same person.
Because what follows next is usually:
- 47 house tours
- 92 text messages
- 16 emotional support conversations
- A complete market education
- A breakdown over interest rates
- Then suddenly…
“We decided to wait until next year.”
Ah yes.
The classic situationship.
The Red Flags We Ignore
In dating, red flags sound like:
- “I’m bad at communication.”
- “My ex was crazy.”
- “I’m emotionally unavailable.”
- “I’m figuring myself out.”
In real estate, red flags sound like:
- “We want a mansion but our budget is $240,000.”
- “We haven’t talked to a lender yet.”
- “We’re also working with three other agents.”
- “We only want a deal if it’s perfect.”
- “We’re waiting for rates to drop to 2% again.”
And somehow…
we convince ourselves it’ll work out.
Because Realtors are hopeful little creatures.
Falling Too Fast
Realtors do this thing where we emotionally move into the house before the buyer even writes the offer.
You walk into a waterfront home in Sarasota and suddenly you’re saying things like:
“Oh my gosh, your Christmas tree would look PERFECT over there.”
“We could totally see your family hosting Thanksgiving here.”
“This is THE ONE.”
Meanwhile your buyer:
“Eh… I don’t really like the cabinets.”
Instant heartbreak.
The Ghosting
Nothing—and I mean NOTHING—prepares you for Realtor ghosting.
You spend:
- Weeks searching
- Hours touring
- Late nights researching
- Time strategizing
- Emotional energy encouraging them
And then…
Silence.
Only to discover they bought a house with another agent.
Which honestly feels exactly like seeing your ex engaged three weeks after telling you:
“I just need time to work on myself.”
Commitment Issues
Some buyers are just like toxic relationships.
They want:
- Your time
- Your expertise
- Your reassurance
- Your availability
- Your advice
- Your negotiation skills
But commitment?
Absolutely not.
Signing a Buyer Broker Agreement suddenly feels like asking someone to define the relationship.
“We really like you but… we just want to keep our options open.”
Oh.
Cool cool cool.
Love that for me.
The Truth Nobody Talks About
This business teaches you a lot about people.
It teaches you:
- who values your time
- who respects your energy
- who communicates clearly
- who is serious
- who only calls when it benefits them
And honestly?
Dating teaches you the exact same thing.
At some point in life, you realize:
Not every lead is your client.
Not every connection is your person.
Not every opportunity deserves your emotional investment.
And that realization?
Changes everything.
The Right People Feel Different
The right clients don’t leave you confused.
The right relationships don’t leave you anxious.
There’s communication.
Consistency.
Respect.
Trust.
No games.
No chasing.
No emotional gymnastics trying to figure out “what they meant.”
Whether it’s business or life…
peace is usually the answer.
So What’s the Lesson Here?
Maybe the lesson is this:
Stop trying to convince people to choose you.
The right clients will value your expertise.
The right relationships will value your heart.
The right opportunities will align naturally.
And if someone texts you at 11 PM…
maybe let them wait until morning.
Especially if it’s about a house they found on Zillow that’s already pending.
Buying, selling, renting, Need a friend or trying to figure it all out—I’m here for it.
👉 Book your free strategy session at kimsellssarasota.com
Let’s get you moving in the right direction. 🤎
And remember, if you need real estate advice, a friend to talk to, or someone to support you on your journey—I’m here.
📲 Call or text me anytime!
Kim Donahue
941-724-2587
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